The other day I was riding my skateboard down the street. I hit a small rock, and my skateboard went flying. I looked up, and it seemed to have gone into the nearby woods. I went looking for it, and found a group of warlocks having some secret ceremony. They were preparing to unleash magic tricks revealed on the world, or something. They saw me, and had to make me their blood brother, since I’d seen their magical secrets. After the induction, they showed me all this metaphysical magic, which was awesome. But I never did find my skateboard, so that sort of sucked.